Thursday, May 11, 2006

Scam alert...

I was sent this a while ago on e-mail and was recently reminded of it when reading Jay's DaTaste blog. If you haven't seen this already, please read it, take note and pass it on to all of your male friends :

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Tesco and it could happen to you.

This is how it works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your window with a soapy sponge, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Tesco. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably again tonight...


delcatto said...

Just off to Tesco's:
"No dear,I'm sure we need some more milk...yes I know I've been to Tesco's twice today...we already have 12 pints,we can make milkshakes".

Cherrypie said...

Good Lord! I've just innocently clicked on that link to Dataste. No wonder you're not very interested in my meagre mutterings.

I can't compete with the likes of that. The only tits you are likely to find on mine would be great or blue.

Seany said...

Oops - I think you've just picked an unlucky day to check the site!

He does post pictures of "DaTasty Babes" as he calls them but they are interspersed with plenty of other funny pictures and stories.

As for the "meagre mutterings" as you call them, I may not always leave comments but I check out your blog most days and am nearly always highly entertained. (Especially "kiss n tell" stories about one of the guys I work with!!!)

Cherrypie said...

I'd suspected that - a comment about cleaning products on an old post had given it away - I've checked the calendar to see if there was a Sean hiding his embarrassment behind a homemade loaf but it seems you're safe.

I've only recently finished the last of the shampoo courtesy of Mr Taylor

Seany said...

We've done two calendars so far and modesty prevented me from appearing in either. The "models" in question did it for a laugh, but I've no intention of being responsible for hysterical laughter!

If we do a third, I may finally relent and send in this picture (follow link at your own risk)