Car trouble...

I get my fair share of funny text messages and although some of the filthiest are from the least likely sources, they are usually quite harmless and I'm quite happy to pass them on.

There was one from a couple of years ago that got me into a spot of bother but for no other reason than that I'd caused a moments unecessary concern.

So I really should have known better before I forwarded this one this morning:

I'm so pissed off - someone's just crashed into me with one of those new Skodas. There's fuckin' jam sponge and icing everywhere...

It so amused my poor brother-in-law that he decided to send it on, only to incurr the wrath of both his sister and mine - it seems they both received it at "just the wrong moment" and reacted before the message had truly sunk in.

Not that I'm laughing too loud - the girl who sent it to me last night told me she was doing so at the time but as I didn't use my phone again until the alarm went off this morning, I too suffered the very same momentary panic when I opened it...