tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9297494.post5046500321468392857..comments2023-11-02T10:08:29.553+00:00Comments on Seany's Blog: This week I be mostly...Seanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02354473508848823007noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9297494.post-80784441530112953232007-04-26T23:57:00.000+01:002007-04-26T23:57:00.000+01:00An insurance company once called me trying to sell...An insurance company once called me trying to sell me life insurance. I promptly told them that "Pete Frenzy" had died - hoping they would take me off their list. "Oh dear" she says "He has his house and car insurance with us". Realising it was my own insurance company I back-tracked and said "I am alive again". A bit embarrassing ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9297494.post-78366208114911158692007-04-25T16:59:00.000+01:002007-04-25T16:59:00.000+01:00A quote from the following handily placed nearby:E...A quote from the following handily placed nearby:<BR/><BR/>English/swedish dictionary.<BR/>The bible<BR/>An Ikea catalogue<BR/>The Great Big Book of British Newts (with the Continental addendum).<BR/>A Jamaican cookbook.<BR/>Australian slang terms.<BR/><BR/>Failing that you can play greensleeves...the ocarina version as you place them on hold.delcattohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02925044785996454603noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9297494.post-75820207053121989162007-04-25T16:04:00.000+01:002007-04-25T16:04:00.000+01:00When they try to sell me cable TV over here, I alw...When they try to sell me cable TV over here, I always ask - "does this package come with CNN?" (knowing full well it does). Their voice brightens, as they think they've hooked me - "oh yes, of course.", they say. <BR/><BR/>Dramatic pause...<BR/><BR/>"Oh well," I say, "I don't want it then."<BR/><BR/>Then I hang up while they ponder "wait a minute, where did this sale go wrong????"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com